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My name is Savannah and I am a freshman baby child in college

And that's probably all you need to know

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dutchster:

so sometimes i wake up when having a weird dream and write them down and i just

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adonaihamelech:

Shit is pretty deep.

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How to murder

  • Step 1: put the knife right in
  • Step 2: take the knife on out
  • Step 3: put the knife back in
  • Step 4: and twist it all about
  • Step 5: do the hokey pokey and he's probably dead.
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officialwhitegirls:

and you wonder how i stole your man sweetie

officialwhitegirls:

and you wonder how i stole your man sweetie

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wavyshoujo:

pleasecornetobrazil:

TFW NO BABY
TFW NO DARLING
TFW NO RAGTIME GAL

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thebitterbite:

officialorangejuice:

what others call a rebellious phase I call the sudden realization I don’t deserve to be treated like garabge

IT HAS BEEN SAID

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tenthgrader:

me on tumblr: boys are demons! they have killed my crops burned down my house murdered my pets! we must defeat them

me on the streets when i see an average boy w nice hair:

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svvord:

pissoffyoucunts:

sophie-watts:

Thanks 

I don’t know which I find funnier “fuck shit up” or “faire smashy smashy”

TO DO SMASHY SMASH

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forgetemnot:

scandalousadventures:

This line in my textbook makes it almost worth the $160 I spent on it

every professor who talks about the hypothalamus makes this exact joke i swear

forgetemnot:

scandalousadventures:

This line in my textbook makes it almost worth the $160 I spent on it

every professor who talks about the hypothalamus makes this exact joke i swear

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itisnotatinyguitar:

AHS Freakshow

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gatorbiscuits:

Finally youtube recommending me the good stuff

gatorbiscuits:

Finally youtube recommending me the good stuff

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